To the cheeky bitch on the train

Hey lady,

Ever think that there's a reason I have my iPod's volume turned up? Maybe because I don't want people like you talking to me. Maybe I don't want to hear the train's noises "full blast". Maybe I don't want to hear.

Anyways, next time, lady, I'm going to give you a couple of the earplugs I carry instead of complying with your asinine requests. But hey, you certainly know how to make a shitty day worse.


You suck.

P.S., next time you aim to be a twat in public make sure you do it equally to everyone, like the guy who had his iPod just as loud as mine.